Best Tagline for a Funeral Home

 A friend just alerted me to this one-of-kind funeral home tagline:

"This ain't no ranky, danky Funeral Home.
This is a first class funeral home,
run by first class people."

It's from the Eternal Rest Funeral Home in Houston, TX. Email me with your favorite funeral home taglines!

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